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Quotes from the last few days

Mar 15, 02:20

A girl in my Typography class:

‘I can’t stand using Macs. They’re too…...easy’.

An online personality evaluation test, referring to me:

‘He’s more old-fashioned when compared to other guys his age’.

One of my supervisers at work (holding a nine inch saw blade):

‘Would you rather me stay down here to sever limbs?’

The TurboTax free federal tax filing site:

‘You have a refund of $978.’

I think every one of these surprised me- except the severing limbs one. Where I’m employed, it’s a more common occurance than you’d think.